Meanwhile in the Marvel Universe: 

• Tony Stark:  The truth is... I am Iron Man.
• The World:  HOLY SHIT. TONY STARK IS IRON MAN. WHAT JUST HAPPENED.
• Bruce Banner:  You won't like me when I'm angry...
• The World:  OH FUCK THERE'S A GIANT GREEN RAGE MONSTER DESTROYING HARLEM.
• Thor:  I am Thor of Asgard!
• A (small) population in New Mexico:  WHAT JUST HAPPENED. NOTHING EVER HAPPENS HERE. WHAT.
• Captain America:  I'd hate to step on your... [the radio goes to static]
• The World:  OMG NO, WE CAN'T LOSE YOU.
• Captain America:  Yeah, I just... I had a date.
• The World:  OMG ALL THE FEELS. STEVE. NO. STEVE NO.
• Loki:  KNEEL BEFORE ME. I AM BURDENED WITH GLORIOUS PURPOSE.
• The World:  WHAT IS HAPPENING
• Tony Stark-Avenger:  Because if we can't protect the Earth, you can be damned well sure we'll avenge it!
• The World:  SHIT JUST GOT REAL AND WE CAN'T HANDLE THE FEEL. kjhlkejhlkasdhjgalkhjfgs

theappleppielifestyle:

That’s the guy my dad never shut up about? Wondering if they should’ve kept him on ice.

I WANT THEIR FRIENDSHIP TO DEVELOP FURTHER DAMNIT #I MEAN #THEY’VE ALREADY GIVEN US A LOT BUT STILL #AND LOTS OF PEOPLE DON’T SEE IT THE FIRST TIME AROUND #THEY THINK ‘OH YEAH OKAY THEY HAVE A SORT OF GRUDGING RESPECT OKAY’ #HELL #EVEN I THOUGHT THAT #BUT THAT’S NOT IT #THEY NEVER #AT ANY POINT #HATE EACH OTHER #MAYBE THEY’RE BITTER TOWARDS EACH OTHER #BECAUSE OF HOWARD AND THE LACK OF HIM #HOW STEVE LOOKS AT TONY AND THEY BOTH KNOW HE SEES HOWARD #AND TONY IS SORT OF THE EMBODIMENT OF EVERYTHING STEVE’S LOST #ETCHED OUT IN HIS FEATURES THAT LOOK TOO MUCH LIKE HIS FATHER #AND STEVE HATES IT AND TONY HATES IT MORE #AND TONY’S BEEN RELUCTANTLY LOOKING UP TO CAP EVER SINCE HE WAS A KID #FUELLED BY STORIES AND MONUMENTS AND GOD KNOWS WHAT ELSE #AND THEN HE MEETS HIM AND HE FUCKS IT UP #THEY FUCK IT UP #THEY BITCH AND ARGUE AND IT ALMOST COMES TO BLOWS #AND THEN THINGS START COMING APART #THINGS START EXPLODING #AND THEY BAND TOGETHER LIKE THEY WERE BORN TO DO IT #THEY FIGHT TOGETHER #THEY STAND TOGETHER #THEY WORK TOGETHER LIKE THE LAST FEW MINUTES DIDN’T HAPPEN #AND AT THE END OF THE MOVIE #STEVE REALIZES THAT TONY IS HIS OWN PERSON #THAT HE’S SO MUCH MORE THAN A GENIUS BILLIONAIRE PLAYBOY PHILANTHROPIST #AND TONY REALIZES THAT STEVE IS MORE THAN THE GUY HIS DAD TOLD HIM ABOUT #AND THEY STILL HAVE A LONG WAY TO GO #BUT THIS IS HOW IT ALL STARTS

brain-food:

Superhero Manatee’s: Marvel
by Joel Micah Harris 

griefovercontent:

zdoriksandorik:

Avengers Steve Rogers Deleted Scene

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put on the suit. let’s have it out.